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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Bathrobe Jesus

Mike Arzt of Evergreen Colorado (circa mid 90's) used to have a strong, to very strong Jesus look going. Possibly hung over, Bathrobe Jesus looks to be checking into a day spa for a liver cleanse, seaweed of Galilee facial wrap and a sandal season pedicure. Mike has since cleaned up his hair game and currently runs The Public Works.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Criminal Jesus

Here's an old photo of Neil from Portland, OR who used to look like Jesus (we're assuming this is an old photo since it's in black and white). He looks more likely to steal your car stereo than to save your soul - so keep a neighborhood watch out for Criminal Jesus.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Bald Jesus

What if Jesus was bald? Would hippies shave their heads? Would Skin Heads grow out there hair? Makes you wonder. Either way, Scott here looks like a nice combo of any good American's two favorites: Jesus and a bald eagle.

Crazy Internet Ad Jesus

Wow. This was a really an ad that was found on the Internet. We're not sure what this Jesus-Look-A-Like has to do with financial aid for moms, but then again, we just look for Jesus, we're not marketing professionals. Regardless, whoever conceived this ad did an immaculate job.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Day of Rest

We will not be posting a new Jesus on Sundays.

Boston Jesus

NXTZ co-owner Andrew Mutty, from Roxbury Mass, has a solid Jesus look going on. The best part about a Boston Jesus is the accent. The idea of the son of God telling his prophets to "pahk the cah in the Hahvad yahd" is priceless.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Bearded Lady Jesus

The fact that people ever believed that this guy was a lady is a miracle. Just because a guy who looks like Jesus with Elvis bangs puts on a dress and gets extensions - it doesn't mean he's a lady...