Criminal Jesus

Here's an old photo of Neil from Portland, OR who used to look like Jesus (we're assuming this is an old photo since it's in black and white). He looks more likely to steal your car stereo than to save your soul - so keep a neighborhood watch out for Criminal Jesus.

Bald Jesus

What if Jesus was bald? Would hippies shave their heads? Would Skin Heads grow out there hair? Makes you wonder. Either way, Scott here looks like a nice combo of any good American's two favorites: Jesus and a bald eagle.

Crazy Internet Ad Jesus

Wow. This was a really an ad that was found on the Internet. We're not sure what this Jesus-Look-A-Like has to do with financial aid for moms, but then again, we just look for Jesus, we're not marketing professionals. Regardless, whoever conceived this ad did an immaculate job.

Day of Rest

We will not be posting a new Jesus on Sundays.

Boston Jesus

NXTZ co-owner Andrew Mutty, from Roxbury Mass, has a solid Jesus look going on. The best part about a Boston Jesus is the accent. The idea of the son of God telling his prophets to "pahk the cah in the Hahvad yahd" is priceless.

Bearded Lady Jesus

The fact that people ever believed that this guy was a lady is a miracle. Just because a guy who looks like Jesus with Elvis bangs puts on a dress and gets extensions - it doesn't mean he's a lady...

Last Supper Jesus

Guys with beards and long hair love being the center of attention. As such they often find themselves in a classic Last Supper situation at meal time. Too bad Graham, who submitted this, did not have the Leonardo da Vinci of photography taking this photo (or we could really get a look at that J-beard).

Albino Jesus

If Jesus really was an Albino he probably would have gotten some nasty sun burns from that halo. Brock from Portland runs the fair skinned Jesus look pretty well. Sure, he's not really a Albino - but until we find a real Albino Jesus, Brock's got the title.

Snowboard Jesus

Pro snowboarder Danny Davis has a bet with a FREND going: If he can not shave his beard until the US OPEN in March, then he wins $500 and a plane ticket to Amsterdam. We wish him well on his hairy quest. Thanks for the photo boardistan.com!

Skateboard Jesus

With a classic "beard-to-head-hair length ratio", yobeat.com fan Chris Haslam had the Jesus look in full effect circa 2004.